We want YOU !! For Team Happy Hour !!

Hello again faithful listeners !!!!,

After much discussion, Doug, Matthew, and, myself have pondered the idea of adding a few good people to our team. It's not that we're running out of steam or anything like that. We're going for, as The Joker in The Dark Knight says, "A little aggressive expansion". We're looking for people who are funny, can write funny stuff, are reliable, and can add ideas to our skits, or the show in general. We will review the entries and pick who we feel is the best. We're looking for at least TWO people for this position. We are also looking for a FEMALE CORRESPONDENT. A spunky, lively, funny, and, charismatic female who can hang with the boys and can show the female perspective on things and not get highly offended or is not politically correct. If you are serious about doing this, awesome ! But we do have a few requirements :

1) You MUST have Skype ! This show is practically run on this program and is also used if you can't physically be here at our base of operations. If you don't know what Skype is, it's a program that enables you to call each other through your computers. It's a FREE program. You must also have a mic and a headset or one of the combination headset mics which you can purchase at Radio Shack, Wal-Mart, or, a computer store. Unless you plan on coming down to our little homebase, yeah, you're going to need this.

2) You must be RELIABLE ! This is important ! We record the shows on Sundays. We understand if you can't always be around or present the days we record. So plan on having a day during the week where we can record your stuff. It doesn't take long to do skits or sketches so it would only be a couple of hours maximum.

3) THIS IS NOT A PAYING JOB !! .This thing was built from the ground up to have fun and provide a free show. No money coming in or out. We don't mind not getting paid for it, and neither should you. We're happy to just be a part of an awesome website that boasts 20 million listeners a month and that people hear us and so should you !

4) No racism or really offensive material ! Although we engage in a lot politically incorrect statements and blatant toilet humor. We do not want any racist material on the show. We like to offend, but we do have a line we won't cross. And no political shit either ! We keep politics out of the show at all costs.

5) GIVE IDEAS ! Write stuff ! Contribute to others ideas ! This is a team effort ! Feel free to add or give suggestions to our material as well !

6 ) If you are highly offended, and politically correct, then this won't be for you. We poke fun at pop culture and engage in un-PC talk and toilet humor !

If you feel you got what it takes for this and the female stuff, then email us at thehappyhourradioshow@gmail.com and show us what you got and why you think we should pick you ! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY !!! Good luck !!!

--Todd Servo